Twitter is for the birds!

November 6, 2009

November 6, 2009…..I predict that Twitter will go by way of Instant Messenger in 9 months!

I think people will realize that it’s better to live their own lives than become engrossed  in what others are doing every second of their day!


R.I.P.   Twitter



Yay!! You’re getting married and you’re planning all of the days events.


And now your big day is here and you’re pumped!  Let’s party!

Well…let’s remember where we are and what we’re about to do!

Yes, you’re going to celebrate. But remember, we are not at a family christmas party where no one will pay attention to you getting drunk and crazy.

This is your wedding day…all eyes will be on your every move.

There is nothing more embarassing than watching a plastered bride and groom getting married.

It’s even more fun when the entire wedding party is baked.

And just think, you’ll have great photos that will capture those precious moments.

Chew on this…

• 2.3 million couples wed every year in the US. That breaks down to nearly 6,200 weddings a day – Yes even when the economy is in the toilet, love prevails!

• the average age of a bride in the US is 25.3 – Women are getting smarter!

• average age of a groom is 26.9 – Guys are holding out!

• average number of guests invited to a wedding is 178 – How do you say no to family and friends?

• one-third of those getting married each year have been married before
“The old chinese proverbsaid it best…If at first you don’t succeed….”

Brides and Grooms getting married on New Years Eve seems very romantic. And it is. Just remember that you are getting married on night that we in the entertainment biz call…”Gravy Night”

Anyone in the entertainment business knows that whatever is booked on NYE means $$$

That being said, whatever you think your entertainment will cost you…Add another grand if it falls on NYE…

Why do so many people in this country want to participate in the recession?

What you say? Choose? Yes..choose.  It’s a choice.

This country is run on emotions and most people are sheep.

Think about it…What is any different about what we need  to function today verses 10 years ago?

We still gotta eat, drive, buy clothes, gas etc.   The only thing difference is that certain talking heads are telling us that we are in trouble and what do we do?…We panic.

Tell someone they are bright, beautiful and unique and they will excel with confidence.

Tell them they are worthless and, well, you know…

It’s time for an attitude adjustment people!  Quit being led by the nose and choose not to participate in the recession.

Start your own business or just think of something you’re good at and charge for it.  Sure feels good to be in control of your future rather than being inder the watchful eye of a “boss” wondering if she’ll let you keep your job.

Tony Laub started his own business 4 years ago and is ranked #1 on msn and in the top 10 on google and yahoo.

“Phoenix Wedding DJ”

1. “We’ll do it our way.”

You’ve been planning your wedding for months — if not years — and even the tiniest detail is taken into account.

Too bad that all too often, the people you hire to help carry out the plans are oblivious to what you want.

When Mary Jane Shroyer of Decatur, Ga., arrived at the church on her wedding day, she found that the L-shaped white bouquets she had requested had somehow become Christmas tree-shaped arrangements of large pink lilies and red flowers.

The bride had also ordered a single rose for placement at the altar in remembrance of her recently deceased grandmother and a corsage for her husband’s stepmother, wanting her to feel included as one of the family.

The florist brought the wrong flower to recognize the grandmother and omitted the corsage altogether.

How to avoid mistakes like that one?


What Is That Smell??

January 9, 2008


That is the smell of romance in the air.  It’s that time of year when the world falls in love, every song you hear seems to say…

“I Love You”, and as the poem states…first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the planning…

What? You have no idea where to start?


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This is valuable information that you won’t find on the web, because this guide is compiled from real life scenarios that take place every week and behind the scenes of weddings.

I walk the walk and know the tips and tricks of the trade.

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Tony Laub is the author of Exclusive Wedding Guide and has been a professional Master Of Ceremonies and Wedding DJ for over 20 years.